No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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