I'm gonna have a badass scar
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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