And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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