I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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