Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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