everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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