Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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