Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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