Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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