But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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