I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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