Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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