i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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