That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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