i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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