I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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