so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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