"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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