"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
