i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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