So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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