I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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