You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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