Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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