Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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