What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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