You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
