i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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