She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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