Whod you bang
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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