I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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