The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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