; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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