found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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