so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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