But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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