Porn is love you can see.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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