i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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