Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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