cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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