is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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