Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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