Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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