dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
a search helicopter?!
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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