Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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