What a fucking waste of an outfit
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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