no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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