I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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