I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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