just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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