VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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