He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Sext me about skeletons
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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